Oui'd Inspector Coffee Mug | Funny Detective Cannabis Mug | 15oz Stoner Noir Humor Gift
šāšæ OUI'D INSPECTOR - Investigating the Case of the Empty Coffee Mug
Every great detective needs their fuel. This 15oz mug features our most mysterious cannabis character on the case with his magnifying glass, pipe, and one intensely red eye.
He's investigating life's real mysteries: "Where did all my coffee go?" "Why is this mug empty already?" "Who drank my... oh wait, I did."
ā CASE FILE: MUG SPECS
- 15oz capacity - detective-sized portions
- Premium white ceramic with glossy finish
- Microwave safe (for reheating cold case... coffee)
- Dishwasher safe (destroying evidence of laziness)
- Comfortable C-handle (for intense gripping)
- Print won't fade (unlike your memory)
šØ NOIR AESTHETIC:
- Badass cannabis detective character
- Fedora hat & trench coat vibes
- Magnifying glass & pipe
- One red investigation eye
- "OUI'D INSPECTOR" in detective font
- Film noir style illustration
Perfect for:
- Morning coffee investigations
- Mystery novel reading sessions
- Detective show marathons
- Gift for noir film lovers who smoke
- Anyone who loses track of their drinks
š„ CASE TRENDING: #OuidInspector #DetectiveMug #StonerCoffee #NoirAesthetic
Pairs with: Black coffee (like your soul), mystery novels, detective shows, looking mysterious, feeling like a film noir character
Use while: Investigating the fridge, trying to remember something, looking suspicious for no reason, dramatic coffee sipping
Mysteries this mug helps solve:
- "Where did I put my coffee?" (in your hand)
- "Is this coffee still warm?" (check with sip)
- "Did I already have coffee?" (yes, twice)
- "Why do I need more coffee?" (investigation is exhausting)
Sample detective monologue: "It was a dark morning... because I hadn't opened the blinds yet. The coffee was cold, my eyes were red, and I had only one lead: find more coffee."
The mug for people whose morning routine feels like solving a mystery (because you're still half asleep and questioning reality).
Warning: May cause noir-style inner monologues, investigating obvious things, dramatic coffee drinking, feeling mysterious while doing mundane tasks, suddenly talking like a 1940s detective
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8ā³ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2ā³ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7ā³ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3ā³ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3ā³ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7ā³ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Moxies Tees
- Email: contact@support.moxiestees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79ā³ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25ā³ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69ā³ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35ā³ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3ā³ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7ā³ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.